a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.
by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Joey
Everyone likes him, he has a pure heart and treats everyone with respect and dignity. Very emotionally intelligent, loyal and a true gentleman. Joey can also be a sensitive egg from time to time. Joey has a great sense of humor and has the looks of a greek god.
When you have a Joey, your life is complete, you only need a joey.
When you have a Joey, your life is complete, you only need a joey.
by :€ November 21, 2021

The cutest guy you could ever meet. He's hot, athletic, and sexy. He has a big dick and he's oblivious to anything you do to flirt with him. When you wink at him, he'll wink back and make you feel like jello. When you try to make a move though, he'll reject you
"Wow... that guy."
"I know, i think his name is Joey."
"I want to be with him so badly."
*Joey looks over from football practice and winks*
"WOW!
"I know, i think his name is Joey."
"I want to be with him so badly."
*Joey looks over from football practice and winks*
"WOW!
by |pseudonym|life| August 29, 2018

Nick: Yo bro have you heard that Joe Biden is dating someone?
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...
by Gоgi October 3, 2022

by Joeyniggarosi69 November 7, 2018

Joey’s the type of boy or man that will tie your shoes for you so you don’t have to bend down. He’ll open doors for you and say the corniest things. Joey will buy you flowers and your favorite candies because he knows you love them. Whether he goes by Joe, Joey or Joseph, he’s still most definitely going to be so sweet. He has the stupidest sense of humor, like laughing at a wall. Joey is the guy that your grandma calls a cutie. Ladies and men, keep your Joey, he’s completely worth it.
by beezie<3 May 4, 2022
