January 10

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 10
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 11

January 11 is known as National Straight Day, no matter what is your sexuality you have to be straight that day. If you are born on that day you will never be gay and always straight. Born on any other day on January besides the 11th, the 4th, the 9th, and the 15th you are gay.

That guy has to be born on January 11!

by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019

January 8

Wow! She’s great at softball,no wonder she’s born in january 8

Woah,your good its because she’s born on January 8

by Fat_monkey_fatty_666 December 2, 2019

3 january

Suck your boy best friend dick until is cumming=))

X:hey its 3 january !happy suck ur boy bsf dick!

by Dreaming in hell January 3, 2022

January 26

Kobe and Gianna remembrance day

Its January 26 R.I.P. Kobe and Gianna Bryant

by Thetgfynova😔 January 27, 2020

January 6

national tell your crush you like them day

girl: hey y/n it’s January 6th
boy: what does that mean?
girl:i have a crush on you
boy:it’s national tell your crush you like them day?
girl.yes!

by Jupiter213 January 3, 2022

January 25

On January 25 go up to your crush tell them you like them or ask them out

January 25

by Dracyn December 11, 2019