John loves the Barbie Hitler-Aryan-Hyperborean-ken edit, he is a heavy believer in Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudism.
by Wrante July 29, 2023
Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 9, 2018
Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite
by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018
by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020
by Hickumbottom May 1, 2018
Comes from the combination of common phrases of an "iron fist" and a "slap around the face with a fish".
The action of both ruling someone with complete dominancy and backing it up with punishments when some one steps out of line.
The action of both ruling someone with complete dominancy and backing it up with punishments when some one steps out of line.
by Drop Dead Freddie March 16, 2021