Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Dome

Yeah, um... Should have probably invested in the Aegis.

Hym "Did they do the 70/30 thing? To break the Iron dome? Did they use the thing?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Ironic

using or characterized by irony.

*Gloopert responding to Bernard Wilson*
Gloopert: You're a random
Bernard Wilson: That is Ironic

by bernardwilson December 23, 2023

Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit

“stop being such a waffle iron”

by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020

Gridly Iron

The proper spelling of the word Griddler.

Thats sir is a nice Griddler. You sir are a dumbass the gramaticly correct term is Gridly Iron,

by AnnsLoverDork May 17, 2009

Iron Ingots

The biggest Chads around. The best of the best. Iron is like a man in the form of Iron. If you see it in minecraft grab it. You will use to for important things.

Person 1: You see any Iron Ingots
Person 2: Thats a chad

by natesark08 March 6, 2021

Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016