Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

up like 7

Your feeling great!

Everything is going the way you want it to.
24/7

• I'm up like 7
• Just bought my new car so I'm up like 7!

by JamaicanQueen August 27, 2015

men like the wind

This is an old saying about special operations people.

There are men like the wind, who sweep through the dark alleys of the world at night, clean out what is there and are gone with no trace in the morning.

by I, Wreckerrr January 12, 2017

You're like 12

Referring to someone younger than yourself that is normally trying to show off about something without knowing their age.

Shut up! You're like 12

by LzLeo August 25, 2015

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

by cristina lagarde May 09, 2006

like it was my job

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

by asdf.what November 22, 2003

Like Blackpool illuminations

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand

Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!

by FerrettBalloons February 03, 2016