over rated american cars that are too heavy, have crap suspension, and accelerate like a fiat because they are so heave, plus need a 427 or 429 to make 400+ hp when porsche can make 400+ hp with a 219 (3.6 litre)
by W35M4N June 17, 2007
When a man with stretches out his balls, wraps up his cell phone with them, and has his wife/girlfriend call him
by Hush Lecter February 18, 2010
A car that is fast going straight, the fanboys of muscle cars will usually if not always make fun of imports and call them ricers. Muscle cars are only good in straights. The car can't handle for shit. And the drivers think that they are fast because it smokes an import on the quarter mile. If you drive an import, and some muscle car guy approaches you to race. 100% of the time, it's going to be down the nearest straight street.
I think I speak for many when I say I want to see a muscle car keep up with an import on the 20.8km Nurburgring Nordscheilfe race track.
I think I speak for many when I say I want to see a muscle car keep up with an import on the 20.8km Nurburgring Nordscheilfe race track.
Muscle car guy: Hey, riceboy, wanna race? I'll smoke yo riced up civic.
Import car guy: Okay, lets go to a track?
Muscle car guy: A track? Oh n0ez. Let's go to a drag strip. My car can't turn for shit. I only know how to go straight.
Import car guy: Straight? What the fuck is that. That takes no skill.
Muscle car guy: I only know how to shift gears and step on the pedals. My car doesn't even have a steering wheel.
Import car guy: Fuck it, loser ass muscle car fanboy.
You see, muscle car boys only race in 1 direction, straight.. Put ONE turn in that goddamn race and that muscle car loses. Place those two on the track, sit back and relax as the import accelerates on the turn, and watch the muscle car tear its unreliable ass apart.
Import car guy: Okay, lets go to a track?
Muscle car guy: A track? Oh n0ez. Let's go to a drag strip. My car can't turn for shit. I only know how to go straight.
Import car guy: Straight? What the fuck is that. That takes no skill.
Muscle car guy: I only know how to shift gears and step on the pedals. My car doesn't even have a steering wheel.
Import car guy: Fuck it, loser ass muscle car fanboy.
You see, muscle car boys only race in 1 direction, straight.. Put ONE turn in that goddamn race and that muscle car loses. Place those two on the track, sit back and relax as the import accelerates on the turn, and watch the muscle car tear its unreliable ass apart.
by shoebakaa June 25, 2007
Shit cars, made by shit American car companies. At best, they drive fast in a straight line, but that's it. They handle like boats, and don't stop. Interiors are made from cheap plastics, and the overall build quality is shit. Much like a typical American car.
Driven by idiots who think going fast in a straight line with an automatic transmission requires skill and makes them good drivers.
Driven by idiots who think going fast in a straight line with an automatic transmission requires skill and makes them good drivers.
Person A: Look at my sweet Chevy, does a 1/4 in 10s. You can't mess with a "muscle car."
Person B: *sigh* If you think you and your car are so good, go drive around the Nurburgring. You'll end up in the ditch shitting your pants on the first slight turn.
Person B: *sigh* If you think you and your car are so good, go drive around the Nurburgring. You'll end up in the ditch shitting your pants on the first slight turn.
by P.J. from planet Earth September 09, 2008
by Shizzle Ma Nizzle September 09, 2003
Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.
by Karl January 18, 2004
Car Wars (2008), an amateur film written and shot in Oceanside, NY. The cast and crew have historically been referred to as "Team Oceanside," or, "Oceanside's Eleven." Originally meant to be a parody of Star Wars, the film evolved over five years of rewriting and editing to become a comedy of epic proportions. Some of the earliest scenes in Car Wars have been re-edited and now serve as flashbacks throughout the course of the movie.
Car Wars has been heavily criticized for mediocre acting, lack of character differentiation, and for bearing abslolutely no relationship to cars. Also, in one scene, you can clearly see Natan sleeping on a couch in the background. Car Wars also contains several hidden references to jokes and events that only its director would appreciate.
Despite the film's many flaws, the public widely regards Car Wars as a masterpiece worthy of at least one viewing. I'm watching it right now and laughing my ass off.
Car Wars has been heavily criticized for mediocre acting, lack of character differentiation, and for bearing abslolutely no relationship to cars. Also, in one scene, you can clearly see Natan sleeping on a couch in the background. Car Wars also contains several hidden references to jokes and events that only its director would appreciate.
Despite the film's many flaws, the public widely regards Car Wars as a masterpiece worthy of at least one viewing. I'm watching it right now and laughing my ass off.
The Emperor: "Quiet! I sense something coming in the air."
Barry Knockwurst: "Oh, sorry. I had chinese for lunch."
-Car Wars
Barry Knockwurst: "Oh, sorry. I had chinese for lunch."
-Car Wars
by Slim Jim, Episode II November 02, 2008