sack glasses

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.
Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.

Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?
by The sack slapper February 20, 2011
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glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.
by Pug's Sea February 19, 2025
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get your glasses on

A skit made up as part of a series of skits usually made with Scratch known as SinComics. It's made by the same person who made Shape World.
Sleaad: Get your glasses on!
Green Square: nope
Crown: Get your glasses on.
Green Square: come on, i don't want to
Crown: Then it's detention!
Green Square: NO WAIT
Crown: IT'S TOO LATE!!!
Green Square: (screams louder than a volcano and crashes)
by sussybro69 December 27, 2023
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soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses
Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.
by Mistress Scarlett March 09, 2023
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Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.
Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro
by Jkrolling February 28, 2025
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The color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes.
Person 1: Okay, so how would describe the color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes? Hazel? Gold?
Person 2: Dude, I love you but you are a great big bag o' dicks if you don't know Rich's eye color is sunshine going through a glass of whiskey.
by LPCollins December 12, 2018
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Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"
Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?
by BigPasta April 04, 2021
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