im into fat bitches

probably the most based sentence. simply just...into fat bitches.

twitter user: im into fat bitches
comment 1: me too bro
comment 2: me too bro
comment 3: me too bro

by gay fa May 28, 2024

im fine

ur not fine ur depressed

Someone: u ok?

Someone else: im fine

by Somethingggggg November 26, 2019

im stressed

I’m stressed I I’m h’d in wolfie worss

Im stressed boiiii

by Wolfiesqusd April 20, 2018

IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

IM

An IM is a Maxim, anybody can be called an IM and the word is not a compliment it is commonly used when one is angry.

"Your all IM's" -Edee

"Your such an IM" -Grace

by KoolKids69420 October 17, 2022

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

Im fine

If a girl texts you this, she isn’t fine.

Guy#1: hey are u ok?
Girl#1: Im fine

by Hgdg June 2, 2021