The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

middle schooler hello sister

yeah go listen to it. its really really really good honestly.

and yes im a middle schooler for the love of god.

just a face in the crowd so far from faaaaaaaaame........
nobody even knows my name!
i'm wide-eyeeeeeeeeed
i'm so shyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm tongue-tied, caught up in confusion
i'm finding
i'm losing my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind..............................................!
freaking out like a middle schooler!!!!

middle schooler hello sister

by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022

hello

search fat

"hello, do as told above"

by bagel of power December 9, 2020

comma hello

when you fuck someone who you dont wanna fuck

-Yo bro last night was a comma hello with this whore jasmin!
-Yo bro that sucks!!!!!

by glassofpoo November 25, 2018

hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy April 14, 2016

hello

hello is a mysterious greeting that brings one another together. my heavy-duty cotton designed the word hello in the year 1765

Hello person 1/2

by INTERIGATION November 30, 2022

Hello

used as a greeting or to begin a phone conversation.

Hello how are you

by UrbanDictionaryAccount1000 November 24, 2021