radar glasses

Seen a fool from a mile away... milk it.

This boo had her radar glasses on.

by Woodchick April 16, 2024

Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles

One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.

by No telling November 1, 2019

Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up

Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”

by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019

rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

rodeen fucks dogs

hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing

thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022

yeet my glasses

The words Nathalie should of said while transforming

She really said yeet my glasses

by Emilié Agreste’s wifey July 26, 2021

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Made of art and broken glass

Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.

"She's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018