by QuandAledingle May 07, 2022
by AvidDev February 26, 2022
A guy that looks like a dumbass chinese person. Plays hockey and tries to play girls. However, he isn't really good at it.
Person a: Who's that guy that keeps trying to play you and your friends?
Person b: Thats the chinese dumbass Eric Snowboy
Person b: Thats the chinese dumbass Eric Snowboy
by Pokadotme May 06, 2020
Eric, delko, princess, pink, calleigh, duguesne,
I, see, you, l, love, you, friends, and, family,
Funny, happy, heart, could, thank, you,
I, see, you, l, love, you, friends, and, family,
Funny, happy, heart, could, thank, you,
by Eric, delko, calleigh, dugues March 20, 2021
by Milkieowo June 17, 2022
When a hot German guy gets wasted by putting a water bottle filled with mustard gas up a mans ass and smokes it like a bong.
by ericisasherslonglostfather October 06, 2023
A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 06, 2022