When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice October 11, 2008
Get the Floor Dumpmug. It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
by CJMO November 10, 2008
Get the umbilical dumpmug. When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.
"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."
by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020
Get the Dump and Tugmug. by SuperBootySteve May 29, 2017
Get the upper dumpmug. When one takes a poo so large that the tip of the poo pokes out of the water's surface, creating a dump island.
Dude: Bro, I just took a huge dump!
Bro: Did it poke out of the water?
Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!
Bro: Sweet.
Bro: Did it poke out of the water?
Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!
Bro: Sweet.
by nastypoops123 December 31, 2011
Get the Dump islandmug. A place of storage for excessive amounts of male ejaculate. (Usually a females private parts) sometimes in the belly, rectum, or mouth of said female. This girl exclusively refers to all males as "daddy" and will beg to get her holes filled regardless of the situation or surroundings she's in.
Hey, I went to Sarah's last night to give her a condolences card about her grandpa that just died. She opened the door and immediately dropped to her knees to deepthroat me. I wiped the fun off with the card. It would have been a better story if she wasnt underaged and wasn't her 65 year old uncle. My neice is a legitamate cum dump
by BallHogMike July 8, 2018
Get the Cum Dumpmug. When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
by NZAP 9041 December 20, 2010
Get the Double Dumpmug.