When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.
"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."
by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020
Performing a corpse hump over the face of a dead opponent while blowing a raspberry in the mic, making it sound like you took a dump on their face.
Timmy "oh no im dead and he is going to corpse hump me"
John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP"
John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP"
by Elohelae September 29, 2009
by SuperBootySteve May 30, 2017
I just took a crazy gradient dump today. It started out as a clean sweap, but then it turned into a liquid dump.
by Sineo January 16, 2009
Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.
Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.
by fizzyfizzz@yahoo.com January 04, 2012
A place of storage for excessive amounts of male ejaculate. (Usually a females private parts) sometimes in the belly, rectum, or mouth of said female. This girl exclusively refers to all males as "daddy" and will beg to get her holes filled regardless of the situation or surroundings she's in.
Hey, I went to Sarah's last night to give her a condolences card about her grandpa that just died. She opened the door and immediately dropped to her knees to deepthroat me. I wiped the fun off with the card. It would have been a better story if she wasnt underaged and wasn't her 65 year old uncle. My neice is a legitamate cum dump
by BallHogMike July 08, 2018
When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
by NZAP 9041 December 20, 2010