by Front fart September 19, 2019

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.
by Anonymous May 8, 2004

by elliotrobinhood December 20, 2018

Adjective
Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.
Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.
'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'
'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'
'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'
by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018

December 18 is the day when everyone has to eat donuts, talk about donuts and pray for the gods of donuts for the whole day
Johnny: Ayo it's donut day
Frank: Oh, wanna eat some donuts together and go to the prayer at 8AM
!Johnny: Sure
Frank: Oh, wanna eat some donuts together and go to the prayer at 8AM
!Johnny: Sure
by Oogle boogle shnoogle December 17, 2020

by Upa popo July 19, 2017
