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DAV disorder

DAV disorder is an extremely rare disorder that consists of urges of abnormalities and absurdity amongst people's names/surnames starting or ending in dav
David angrily spoke to john about his issues with DAV DAV disorder
by Sebass_chin2007 March 16, 2021
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Whiny Spoiled Bitch Female Personality Disorder

an illness or condition that disrupts women’s lives to make them act as gold diggers. Typically originate from third world countries.
Look at that Gold Digger over there! She must have Whiny Spoiled Bitch Female Personality Disorder !
by ThirdWorldTraveler69 December 28, 2023
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.
Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.
by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021
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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
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Connor disorder

A child who gets everything they ever want and still shows no respect for their parents or adults in general. Expects money to be handed over whenever it's needed but still chooses to act like an asshole at all times. Swears like a drunken sailor and thinks that YouTube is the answer for everything.
Man, look how that kid talks to his mom, must be a case of Connor disorder.
by Reddragon187 January 20, 2019
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music deficit disorder

the inability to listen to a full song, or in some cases the need to repeat songs over and over until one with mdd is sick of it.

there is no cure.
jenny: hey scott, why did you skip that song? it wasnt at the end yet!

scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder
by amaezing88 June 15, 2012
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