Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em

oh my! Carl Dave is good

by CDMJ June 8, 2021

Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.

I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

Dave from vaxjo

Dave is a fat nigger monkey who is homosexual and likes rappe he is a fornite kid and will do anything for vbucks. Dave suffers from turret syndrome and is very autistic please be kind to Dave

Dave from vaxjo got bj from a fat girl

by Frtingmaster420 March 3, 2024

daddy dave

An acronym For “dick appointment Dave does you” these daddy’s are always better in bed then other daddy’s.

Daddy Dave - I’m off to see daddy save tonight

by Blahblahman2233 May 22, 2019