datefinger

To insert ones finger in an anus.

I have a sticky datefinger. bill is a datefingerer.

by Mook Larshall September 10, 2006

Sexpirey Date

The date at which a person passes the age at which they should have sex, or get too old.

Dude1: MAN, check out that cougar she's so hot!

Dude2: Woah man, hold up she's way past her sexpirey date!

by hagiggles July 27, 2010

Daden

A extremely homosexual man who enjoys giving other men nasty blowjobs, and receiving anal pleasure

omg ew daded
daden*

by doinyamoms November 22, 2021

Double Date

A euphemism for getting Covid twice. This term is used due to the increased risk of the virus spreading among groups of more than two people, such as two sets of romantic partners, in spaces like pubs and restaurants, where one might otherwise go on a date.

I thought I had antibodies but my test results came back today and it turns out I've been invited on a double date.

by Nice to meat you June 13, 2021

Gay Date

Engaging in a day of frivolous activities with close friends, while having the time of your lives. Sharing hearty laughs and special moments, creating cherished memories that will last a lifetime. Esp. at a park, beach, boardwalk, or coastline with scenic views.

Helpful accessories: Kite, Digital camera, Ipod (with speakers), Sunscreen, Towels/blankets. etc.

Let's have a gay date in Long Beach! I'll bring the tunes, you bring the kite, we'll have a blasty!

by Danny Dyce September 12, 2006

Datenize

To beat up a homeless woman untill he can't recall how or why his shoppingcart was stolen from him/her.

Yo, I datenized the sh*t out of that hobo in town!

by datenize bitch January 21, 2013

datenesia

The situation where a person starts dating and completely forgets about their friends & family.
After the dating has ceased, they then act like their usual selves again.

Matt never answers my texts anymore to hang out, what gives? Oh I forgot, he is dating a new gal and has datenesia.

by mr.nichols May 12, 2015