Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.

That woman had a crapped off look on her face.

by chrisp85 September 30, 2020

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 2, 2020

Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.

White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."

by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020

cabin crap

1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.

2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.

1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.

2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?

by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012

Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

crap strap

a hall pass used to go to the restroom.

the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.

by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011