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Covid Blowfest

The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest
by Major General Disaster June 28, 2020
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Covid kim

A kim that ignores isolation to visit every shop or person she can to spread the love
I heard Covid kim’s been to bargain booze again I would avoid if I was you
by Mushers February 20, 2021
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Covidity

Not wearing a mask is covidity!
by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020
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covid-19

yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:

TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER
1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS
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Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic
I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work
by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020
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Asymptomatic COVID

Carrying infection (the COVID virus) without symptoms of illness.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are asymptomatic COVID carrier.

ME: Whaat, bruh? Naw, I feel good! I ain’t infected! What am I infected with?
DOCTOR: COVID, the test was for COVID. You are infected. With the COVID virus.

ME: That’s some bullshit! That ain’t me! I’m good, baby! 100% Beastmode!!
DOCTOR: Sorry sir, but the tests are accurate. You are an asymptomatic COVID carrier and you are at risk of infecting others.

ME: you ain't hearing me? Beast-fuckin’-Mode!

DOCTOR: You’ll need to quarantine yourself and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the spread of COVID.
ME: Quara-what? Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! You want me to die? Thought you was a doctor?!
DOCTOR: MmmKay. Sir. If I may...?

1) stop being a little bitch.

2) think about others you might infect.

3) wear your fucking mask, you bitchass fucktard.

4) Where my copay at, son???

ME: It’s just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati)…fucking masks…
DOCTOR: Oh, and the mask covers you mouth AND YOUR NOSE. Because the COVID virus is up in your nose. So cover your fucking nose, Captain Beastmode. Stethoscope droppppp!!
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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it's giving covid

when something or someone doing something resembles a trend from 2020/2021. oftentimes something cringe or outdated.
person A is watching sofia the first while drinking whipped (dalgona) coffee.
person B: you still make that drink?
person A: yeah it's good.
person B: it's giving covid.
by len_ny December 23, 2023
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