Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019

Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.

"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"

by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022

Cook

verb;
being in the process of a great/impressive result

"you suck at this game"
"let me cook"

"why are you placing that bed in the nether?"
"let me cook"

similar saying: trust the process

by notthebearyouknow May 23, 2024

cook

when you just got your national merit finalist letter in the mail

I literally cooked.

by Miss Deed February 15, 2024

Cook

Someone who isn’t perhaps fancy

“Oh Sarah is having a party?” Well she’s a cook

by LadyBugsLove February 13, 2021

Cooking Arbust

1.An Bush Burning To Death 2.Cooking Show 3. Person That Cooks Bushes

Person 1: (burns a bush)
Person 2: Hey Son! Not My Blueberry Bushes
Person 1: I don't care
Person 2: That Bush Is An Cooking Arbust

by The Reality of smg4 May 27, 2019

I'm cooked.

It simply means that the positive or good opportunity/chance for you, doesn't exist anymore, there's nothing left that you can do to change that, and it's over for you.

"Bro, I have so many exams tomorrow and I just started studying at 9 PM, I'm cooked. 🔥"

by farb0sh February 27, 2024