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bumping belts

A sexual orientation that is conducted by hips, touching hips. When fully enveloped in the deed.
After some drinks, we began bumping belts
by KnightHawk29 February 13, 2024
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bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
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bump

a lump on a person's skull, formerly thought to indicate a particular mental faculty.
In the bygone days of phrenology, feeling a pronounced bump on someone's head might lead you to believe they possessed a strong mathematical aptitude.
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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Bumped

Going to pick up money after a job is completend , yet never actually collecting due too many sob stories that always happen when you need to pay actual money
"Went to Dave for that green and guess what?
BUMPED!!!!!!
by Stilloriginaligloo October 28, 2020
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bump

acronym flipped upside down used on wallpaper threads meaning "Put Up Walls Bitch"
(after someone posts a comment without a wallpaper)
bump or leave!
by sh0ck3r69 November 30, 2010
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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021
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Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes
Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday
by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022
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