It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.
"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022
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Get the BBC breath mug.A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.
Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.
Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.
Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.
Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.
Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.
by Sheduh March 17, 2010
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Get the Peckah-Breath mug.What I homo-sapiens who knows the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and being adicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breathe Of Marseilles
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