Breakfastland

The euphoric feeling of having waffles for breakfast.

I'm totally headed to breakfastland tomorrow.

by Admiral Waffleton December 6, 2012

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013

Breakfast Pants

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.

Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.

by howardshipskin October 30, 2014

breakfastiness

1. Imbued with the wholesome, rich, and filling qualities of breakfast.

"Hm, maybe I'll add toast and a poached egg for maximum breakfastiness," thought Natalie.

Ugh steamed kale? Can't we eat something with a little breakfastiness to it?

by LeftyShift March 3, 2015

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

breakfast in venice

Cunnilingus.

I was having breakfast in Venice with my girlfriend yesterday. It's the best thing.

by Xephimost August 12, 2015

Breakfast Special

When one pours syrup on a girls nipple (most of the time big nipples) the said one pokes then slaps then flip the breasts (like a pancake) then yells "Would you like eggs with that" and finally cum on the girl

Ronald: I breakfast special Denny last night.

B.K.: I did the same thing to Wendy.

by CCWolfpack December 7, 2015