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Army Boomer

A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.

They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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boomer

a term to describe someone who acts old asf
WHo's your favorite band?
The Beatles
Ok Boomer
by ._the.br21 December 26, 2019
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Boomer Thomas

Biggest boomer in the whole world
Boomer Thomas is such a boomer
by Zeker niet door Senne June 16, 2021
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Boomer

A person of the older generation who thinks that they can speak french
Hey look it’s that boomer eleonore ahahahahaha
by Jagardash May 27, 2020
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Boomer

That boomer loves getting haircuts
by Eightpointfive May 4, 2021
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boomer hunting

When a middle aged man is looking for a lady friend from the baby boomer generation.
My friend is going out tonight to go boomer hunting.
by Hunterman July 23, 2018
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Boomer

Synonym for: R3tard. Used to describe anybody with a r3tarded opinion.
Those Boomers really think H2Oi doesn’t bring the town revenue.
by OCPD September 27, 2021
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