Awkward beaver

When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle

4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)

by oulo July 18, 2007

Beaver Loaf

A woman's yeast infection.

"Hey Marty, I think Maggie's beaver loaf has been around for a long time, she cut off a slice for lunch the other day."

by Gwydion June 3, 2004

beaverloop

Beaverloop is a word used to describe a womans vagina flaps or vulva.

Beaver is a vagina, loop is the lips of the vagina thus beaverloop.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 12, 2004

beaver damned

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.

He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!

by carebear13 April 6, 2010

beaver

Cunnilingus on unshaved female genitals

Stayed in with my girlfriend and I ate beaver last night

by tonguedipper February 21, 2011

Lame Beaver

A mundane cause of a phenomenon once believed to be supernatural in origin. Coined after a schwinning excursion with a mysterious splashing from an old rail road bridge. The cause turned out to be a beaver splashing it's tail to scare us away.

"Gods, it's not a ghost. It was a lame beaver."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

beaver

slang for viewing female genitalia, most commonly used in Western Canada

did you see that great beaver shot in the Penthouse centerfold last month?

by Cdn-ex-pat December 22, 2010