An overly generic or basic female that follows the majority of trends relevant to her peer group during a specific era, without injecting any originality into her existence. She often lacks the confidence needed to express herself independent of consensus from her peers even though these characteristics may not reflect her true self. A basic bitch takes the safe road rarely taking risks in fashion or other areas of interest. She may or may not view herself as unique; this often depends on her individual role within her social circle.
In 2015 a Basic Bitch can often be spotted wearing Victoria Secret yoga pants tucked into UGG boots or jeans with TOM'S slip-ons with an oversized sweater with an ironic print or design on it, topped with a Northface jacket. She stores her indispensable iphone in her oversize Coach bag along with her knockoff sunglasses and PRINCESS key-fob. She loves nail art as it totally compliments her Pandora bracelet and Tiffany Heart jewelry. She loves foursquare and Instagram and endlessly documents her every outing for Pumpkin Spice Cappuccino from Starbucks on her e-Card ridden Facebook. She loves quoting Marilyn Monroe even if the quotes are wrongly attributed, loves hearts, infinity symbols, dreamcatchers, bacon and mustaches. She knows the words to every song on the radio and would sacrifice her first born to spend one night with John Mayer. She drinks SkinnyGirl cocktails.
In 2015 a Basic Bitch can often be spotted wearing Victoria Secret yoga pants tucked into UGG boots or jeans with TOM'S slip-ons with an oversized sweater with an ironic print or design on it, topped with a Northface jacket. She stores her indispensable iphone in her oversize Coach bag along with her knockoff sunglasses and PRINCESS key-fob. She loves nail art as it totally compliments her Pandora bracelet and Tiffany Heart jewelry. She loves foursquare and Instagram and endlessly documents her every outing for Pumpkin Spice Cappuccino from Starbucks on her e-Card ridden Facebook. She loves quoting Marilyn Monroe even if the quotes are wrongly attributed, loves hearts, infinity symbols, dreamcatchers, bacon and mustaches. She knows the words to every song on the radio and would sacrifice her first born to spend one night with John Mayer. She drinks SkinnyGirl cocktails.
Following an intense shopping trip to Target two friends get separated.
Girl 1: "Wow! I thought something happened to you! "
Girl 2: "I couldn't find you either"
Girl 1: "OMG IKR?! EVERY girl looked exactly like you until they turned around"
Girl 2: "SAME!"
Girl 1: "UH The hassle of being Basic Bitches."
Girl 2: "# real-life lolz"
Girl 1: "Let's get Starbucks!"
Girl 2: "A-MAH-ZING idea"
SCENARIO TWO
A guy gets grilled about his new girlfriend.
Guy 1: "So....you're dating MADISON?"
GUY 2: "YEAH"
GUY 1: "Is that Madison with the long Ombre hair and infinity tattoo OR Madison with the Ombre hair and birds on a wire tattoo? "
Guy 2: "NO BRO! Madison with the Ombre hair and the Dreamcatcher Tattoo. I met her at Booty Boot Camp."
Guy 1: "Oh. Well thank god it isn't Madison with the Ombre hair and the Anchor tattoo lmao."
Guy 2: "Seriously! I introduced her to my parents last weekend. "
Guy 1: "Wow. What did they think? "
Guy 2: "They were just so happy that she was a Basic Bitch. "
Guy 1: "I bet they were! "
Guy 2: "What should i get get for her birthday? "
Guy 1: "A Pandora bracelet BRO. Totally original, classic. "
Guy 2: "YOU sure do know a lot about Basic Bitches!"
Guy 1: "Thank you! Let's get Starbucks. "
Guy 2: "DUDE, YES!"
GUY 1: "You
Girl 1: "Wow! I thought something happened to you! "
Girl 2: "I couldn't find you either"
Girl 1: "OMG IKR?! EVERY girl looked exactly like you until they turned around"
Girl 2: "SAME!"
Girl 1: "UH The hassle of being Basic Bitches."
Girl 2: "# real-life lolz"
Girl 1: "Let's get Starbucks!"
Girl 2: "A-MAH-ZING idea"
SCENARIO TWO
A guy gets grilled about his new girlfriend.
Guy 1: "So....you're dating MADISON?"
GUY 2: "YEAH"
GUY 1: "Is that Madison with the long Ombre hair and infinity tattoo OR Madison with the Ombre hair and birds on a wire tattoo? "
Guy 2: "NO BRO! Madison with the Ombre hair and the Dreamcatcher Tattoo. I met her at Booty Boot Camp."
Guy 1: "Oh. Well thank god it isn't Madison with the Ombre hair and the Anchor tattoo lmao."
Guy 2: "Seriously! I introduced her to my parents last weekend. "
Guy 1: "Wow. What did they think? "
Guy 2: "They were just so happy that she was a Basic Bitch. "
Guy 1: "I bet they were! "
Guy 2: "What should i get get for her birthday? "
Guy 1: "A Pandora bracelet BRO. Totally original, classic. "
Guy 2: "YOU sure do know a lot about Basic Bitches!"
Guy 1: "Thank you! Let's get Starbucks. "
Guy 2: "DUDE, YES!"
GUY 1: "You
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Get the Bankin' That Bitch mug.1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.
2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.
3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.
2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.
3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
by Urixo February 1, 2010
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Noun
1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".
2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.
Discovered: Altoona, Pa
Noun
1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".
2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.
Discovered: Altoona, Pa
Yo Man Alex: Yo man, look whos coming man.
Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!
Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?
Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?
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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!
Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?
Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?
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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
by Irish (Lil Irish) November 18, 2009
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