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Bidening

the act of falsely overexaggerating or outright lying about a personal loss or tragedy to solicit sympathy or power from a person or group.
Stop bidening us about losing your son, when he died of cancer and we are here to honor those lost in the service of our country."
by the goodwitch June 7, 2022
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Biden

1.The epitome of leftists. 2 The champion of today's Democrat party in the United States. 3. The 46th president accredited with adding 133,000 dollars debt to every man, woman, and child living in the U. S. and territories in his 2023 budget alone. That number is closer to 500,000 dollars to tax paying Americans.
4. The U. S. President that gave 400 billion dollars worth of military weapons, gear, vehicles, aircraft, artillery, communication equipment. to ISIS/ Taliban. And then sent 75 trillion dollars to something in Ukraine and nobody can say exactly where the money went in the most corrupt country on the planet.
5. The U.S. President responsible for intentionality orchestrating the largest invasion in history of the USA.
6. The perfect spokes person for incompetence.
Cartel member 1. Hey everybody look , Biden just sued Yuma Az. for using shipping containers to block openings in the border wall and they are being removed.
Cartel leaders Yes, fires AK 47 into air and shouts Everybody we are back in business for Biden.
by defcon6665150 January 31, 2024
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Biden

A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.
Biden likes to shower with his teenage daughter.
by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024
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Biden Backrub

The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"

Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024
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Biden

Hold my beer Stanley. I need to find a toilet fast! I have a big’ol Biden brewing!
by UrbanCowboy007 September 6, 2023
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Hoe Biden

The act of Joe Biden being up Israel's ass.
Don't be such a Hoe Biden.
by Alial27 November 26, 2023
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Biden brilliancy

When you get a question on your exam right, and moan “oh ya joe” in the middle of class
I got the hardest question right and I did the Biden brilliancy
by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021
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