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By the surly beard of Mfrik!

By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.
Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.
by The short blonde girl February 8, 2010
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Fear the beard

When you play basketball for a long period of time and you dont shave your face and it gets dirty and finally when you start "sucking" like oh i dont know say Pullen off the K-state team. Finally it gets to the point of no return; you get crabs in your beard.
"Fear The beard man Fear The beard". Why? Does he have crabs? Chin warts?
by BankingDJ March 26, 2010
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Bush N Beard

When a female who is all natural (hasn't shaved in a while) sits on a man's face who has a full beard. Otherwise known as an organic continental breakfast. Also known as bush on beard crime.
Erin and Bart totally bush n bearded last night, followed by an organic continental breakfast.
by Spanish Voice October 13, 2018
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beard flavor saver

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.
Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
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Black Beard's Delight

A cigarette filled with pubic hair and a very small amount of tobacco at the tip to disguise the hairy surprise waiting inside.
This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!
by pneumaticninja July 7, 2010
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Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.
by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007
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bearded booster seat

Sitting on a guy's face who has a beard.
"I've got rug burns from Curtis' sideburns! That boy has one helluva bearded booster seat."
by Agentlover October 10, 2006
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