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Tour de France

Typically in french pornographic films, the actors kiss and/or feel eachother strangely and take an excessive amount of time moving on to the next phase.

A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A- "Man, I was watching a really neat french porno, but I had to do a damn Tour de France!"

B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
by BossPants August 14, 2008
mugGet the Tour de Francemug.

gooble-de-gook

A load of nonsense. To speak gibberish and/or rubbish
George Bush's speech on the economy is a load of Gooble-de-gook.
by rhucel November 10, 2006
mugGet the gooble-de-gookmug.

Virgin De Guadalupe

An engraved image of a lady resembling the Virgin Mary worshipped by many Mexican-Catholics.
1. An Image that appeared to a priest in Mexico during the late 1500's that made flowers grow in the winter.
"By the Virgin De Guadalupe we'll make it out of Tijuana with out being arrested by one of their corrupt police officers."
by Paco Rivera May 13, 2005
mugGet the Virgin De Guadalupemug.

la de da

A phrase you can use to dismiss someone or something. It's like saying "oh well," "talk to the hand," or "who cares!"
SPEAKER:
You know I was at the store the other day and I saw so in so and she was caring on and on about this, that and the other, and I just wanted to say why don't you just...

RESPONSE:

La de da!
by Bluetree June 3, 2010
mugGet the la de damug.

dejate de joder

It's the Uruguayan way of saying "Stop fucking bugging me"
Dejate de joder con tus pavadas (Stop fucking bugging me with your stupidity)
by Telpmom December 4, 2011
mugGet the dejate de jodermug.

royal de verde

Un joint cu marijuana de buna calitate.
O iarba de calitate superioara, nu stropita, nu amestecata!
Frate, asta este un royal de verde!
Cunosc eu un tip, are doar royal de verde!
by legere October 20, 2014
mugGet the royal de verdemug.

poop de loop

if you get hurt and you're in front of children and don't want to curse. it just rolls off the tongue.
Girl bangs her arm on the table

GIRL:SH.. i mean POOP DE LOOP! *fake smile*
*little kids giggle*
FRIEND: NICE SAVE.
by Funnyfunnyfunnyperson March 15, 2009
mugGet the poop de loopmug.

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