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Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.
by gegilso September 30, 2020
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Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.
Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.
by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020
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Baked off my Roger!

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!
by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
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Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.
Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!
by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022
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Baking Bread

"Sorry, we can't have sex tonight, I'm baking bread down there."
by Timmy Gumdrops January 6, 2017
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Bake

I baked the cake in my new oven! it works perfectly and the cake tastes delicous.
by mimiyoya<3 March 5, 2022
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baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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