Chocolate/Bacon Theory

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.

Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f

by Professor Luds December 22, 2008

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

six bacons moment

when you/you and your friends are uncomfortable but can’t outright say that for one reason or another, you say you’re having a six bacons moment instead. it’s like a safe word

the “six bacons” part comes from a youtube video where amberlynn reid was making bacon. she counted six pieces and then said “this is six bacons”. soon after, another youtuber named zachary michael and his fans started saying this phrase in the context above

“this is a six bacons moment for real” - zachary michael

“this is definitely a six bacons moment...”

by pineappleupsidedowncake June 8, 2021

bacon and cheese

a midnight snack (particularly a tasty one) served piping hot

bacon and cheese is a delicious thing for your mouth and it is even better in thee summer when its tan and also you can eat chocolate sauce and sushi with it ;)

by spencerkusher July 9, 2011

Sunday Bacon

When one decides to fuck his or her spouse in the ass while cooking bacon on a Sunday morning.

So I was giving my wife the Sunday Bacon the other day and I almost burnt breakfast!

by Yung Slice March 4, 2021

bacon oj

the hearty bacon extract that is produced from cooking bacon for a family of four, and then poured in juice cups. consumed by millions of Americans each day.

Mom: Johnny, breakfast is ready! Little Johnny: aww ma, this looks like yesterdays grease, you know how i like freshly greased bacon oj

by Pimp in the Box February 6, 2009

Bacon Up

A widely know alternative to sayings like "Man Up" or "Harden Up". Very popular saying in Japan as Bacon is generally served cold and hard in Tokyo and is widely regarded as the central ingredient for western foods consumed by hard dudes.

Mike says; "I can't make it any further, the road is too hard".
Drew says; "C'mon Mike, Bacon Up!".

by Bacon73 February 3, 2010