Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
by Ophite1 June 7, 2004
Get the I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?mug. When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.
"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"
*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*
*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*
by MrSchlong August 5, 2021
Get the I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!mug. I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.
When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.
Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.
I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.
Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.
I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.
Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.
I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.
Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.
I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.
by Death Menace March 17, 2023
Get the Do you find it incredible how smart I am?mug. When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021
Get the I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.mug. The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"
Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*
by TDYank June 9, 2020
Get the I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?mug. by Spatro August 15, 2021
Get the I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it hardermug. When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019
Get the i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionarymug.