SPOOPY AS FRICK 

U R SPOOPY AS FRICK AND U BE ALL LIKE A CHAMP AND SCARCE PEEPS AROUND U BE ALL LIKE FRIIIIIIIIICK

Person 1: Wow, that is SPOOPY AS FRICK bro
Spoopy Person: YAAAASSSS QUUEEEEEEEEENNNNNN

SPOOPY AS FRICK by ThatOnePerson66221 June 1, 2018

Squiny as Tig 

A {bitch} who is skinny and you hate. Thinks she's curvy but is a wall.

Giovanah is a squiny as Tig.

Squiny as Tig by max3659 July 2, 2019

Smooth as a pickle 

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎

Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍

Smooth as a pickle by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

Straight as a pencil by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Stoned as a goat 

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

Stoned as a goat by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

Sexy as phok

Abdul it's you bae♡

Abdul you sexy as phok if it wasn't haram I'd be on one knew the next time our destined paths crossed♡

Sexy as phok by Loading's bae August 23, 2022

slick as vaseline

What Slick Rick is, he's shy as well due to his eye injury

Slick Rick has worn an eyepatch since he was a baby, he's shy, and he's slick as vaseline.

slick as vaseline by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023