APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

by Revolution April 26, 2019

Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex

Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.

by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019

Ripe Apple

A game consisting of putting a rubber band around the beginning of the head of the penis and making the head itself bright red, like a “ripe apple”.

Yeah, last night me and Juan played a game of Ripe Apple to see who’s was the reddest.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019

paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

by schifa mayor August 22, 2019

Apple bottom

Did you see the shitter on that critter not to mention I herd Morgan.Goodson got them big ol yeezies!!

Morgan Goodson got that Apple bottom ass for real. Makes me wanna give a lol broom broom from the back. Long dick style.

by knows alot about the wordwhore April 22, 2018

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018