anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.

I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure

by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014

Anal with Ana

Bro why tf are you searching up some shit like “anal with Ana” smh

anal with Ana

B R U H

by Shrekislove420 June 1, 2021

The Anal Iconoclast

A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.

The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

Anal clown

someone who takes in an array of dildos in any orifice possible, specifically the asshole.

You are such an anal clown.

by J-is-a-anal clown September 13, 2009

anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them

THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.

by Venturer X March 13, 2009

anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex

John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.

by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009