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anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex
John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.
by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009
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Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.
Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.
by AaronOOF April 29, 2011
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Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..
by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010
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anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them
THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.
by Venturer X March 13, 2009
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anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.
I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure
by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014
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Anal Blood

Its in the name god damn.... but in all honesty you are pretty sick if your looking this up.... but its the leakage of blood from the Booty.....
That was some weird anal blood yesterday
by Cakeers September 29, 2014
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anal slaughterhouse

a slaughterhouse where they cut off buttholes and send them to fast food joints to be cooked and eaten
they just sent jimmy to the anal slaughterhouse, he aint gonna shit right ever again
by green pooper December 2, 2014
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