Apple The Giant

A homosexual who is very good friends with a Vicarious Dream, they're basically gay together, they like to Yoza each other's Anuks.

Is that an Apple The Giant?, Where's his Vicarious Dream

by Hrrk-Ptoo January 23, 2022

APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019

kangaroo apples

Testicles

Gee, that hipster's pants are so tight you can see his kangaroo apples

by unabridged September 28, 2011

yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013

apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.

Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"

by Ball Boy November 1, 2013

paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

by schifa mayor August 22, 2019