Windows XP Background

The magical land where Sonic The Hedgehog awkwardly falls in love with a realistic human.

"The Windows XP Background, hooo, bad memories there, good thing I dumped that bitch"- Sonic the Hedgehog

by Signup Man December 12, 2021

Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.

Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.

by Lethan March 17, 2016

Running Windows '98

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*

*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired

by Fresh Prince Kenya August 5, 2012

Windows Batch File

A file that can mess up your computer.

Guy 1: I Downloaded a file called Free minecraft.bat (Windows Batch File) off of Mediafire!
Guy 2: Are you stupid?
Guy 1: too late, My PC Is now toast.

by JamezWebResearch August 15, 2017

come to my window

Lesbian pickup line. Can be used by other couples as well, but it originates from a Melissa Etheridge song.

Come to my window, I'll be home soon.

by Gus T Wind November 20, 2017

washington window washer

When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer

My girl needed her face washed so i gave her a washington window washer

by team anal May 5, 2014

windows task manager

to end things

or show every task

pls use windows task manager to end windows explorer.

by tre2012 September 6, 2015