dumb puppy

ur such a dumb puppy dream
by salemisveryswaggy September 12, 2021
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puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.
Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.
by Schmoe_Joe April 16, 2016
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Angry Puppy

When taking your girl doggy cum in her butthole and then put a leaf blower into her ass so your cum comes outta her mouth
Me and my girlfriend just enjoyed Angry Puppy
by Jxlius January 04, 2019
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puppy-dude

someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.
dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not
by Samot-boy April 23, 2019
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Fluz puppy

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
Hey cousin Terry wanna go film you giving me a fluz puppy?
by Chicus ricus March 18, 2024
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A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019
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Gush puppy

Gush puppy is when you get your prostate checked doggy style and his anal glands squirt everywhere
Come hither
Oh man I just had a *gush puppy*”
by BishopRox123 January 17, 2021
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