new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

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new york cheese steak

A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).

john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"

Lisa "Can't wait"

by kalysasteaklover2 May 14, 2018

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New York Minuet

A phrase used in street skateboarding to describe you need a moment to relax in between your tries because of all the cigarettes you smoke while being out of your comfort zone.

The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.

Take your New York minuet. I know you can do it. Let's get this gleich.

by DiedieGruppe July 9, 2019

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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!

You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.

by NWS4VR August 17, 2024

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