hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

Trad wife

A woman who lives a traditional lifestyle in which the man or husband is the provider and protector, and the woman or wife is responsible for maintaining the household, and raising their children.

Sometimes used as a slur for a woman who is anti-feminist, or does not ascribe to the "boss babe" mentality.

Lacey stopped hanging out with us every weekend. She has totally become a trad wife.

by I'm your master. Deal with it. July 26, 2024

Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡

"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"

by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021

Hot Wife Summer

Hot Girl Summer, but for girls in relationships.

“Hey girl, are you joining us for hot girl summer”
“Nah, I’m doing hot wife summer!”

by anonymous June 7, 2021

National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021

I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

by JesperYT October 11, 2023

Kakashi’s wife

A woman named Jasmine Westney is the wife of Kakashi Hatake from the Naruto series.

“Hey look there goes Kakashi’s wife!”

by kawaiiweeb December 3, 2020