cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.

I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019

by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019

Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)

Do you remember the Watermelon War

by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020

Wildfire War

A flame war but has over 150 comments

Person 1: Did you hear about that flame war? The one with over 150 flame comments?

Person 2: You mean Wildfire War 9?

by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019

war swan

war swan is used to describe a very handsome and awesome dude who gets all the women and is very popular and handsome and funny and awesome

i am very cool and funny and handsome
ok war swan

by war swan April 16, 2022

thunder war

when two people have an argument over something and they get pissed and fight . First their actions appear and then their voice

ON MSN !
Alicia : (A)

Brad : Now you think you're such an angel ?
Alicia : WTF ? You think am not ?
Brad : Hey come on now dont start a thunder war ... am just jocking with you

by Pendano August 21, 2009

Bitty war

When viewers on a twitch stream compete against each other by seeing who can donate more bits. Also known as bit/bitties war.

P1: Wow man, looks at these suckers in a bitty war.

P2: Well keep the bitties pouring in!

by f£00f€R June 24, 2018

Shorts Wars

An ARG in which well known youtube shorts creators such as Jonny RaZer, DannoDraws, RoyalPear, and a few others joined together, the main reason the ARG was created being to address different issues in a fun manner. Season 1 (also called the Clone Saga) was about clones, both content and channels, and Season 2 still isn't out yet, as this is being written on October 30th and Season 2 is coming out in winter. Some of the more notable ARG specific characters are Clone Riggy, RoyalMelon (Pear's clone, also one of the only nice clones, R.I.P.), and The Boss.

"I can't believe I missed The Shorts Wars Clone Saga! I've always been obsessed with ARGs, and I can't believe I thought it was a rickroll QR code!!! I'll have to tune in for whatever Season 2 has in store."

by ZenithPurpleUnicorn October 30, 2023