soggy waffle

When you have an intense hatred for any female with a purse, and your only option is to pour any type of liquid into it.

That girl is such a bitch, someone needs to soggy waffle her.

by Al Cohol April 12, 2008

waffle crapper

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

by Body Pillow December 12, 2004

Twat Waffle

Someone who is a douche bag, idiot, jerk ect.

When your ex calls you drunk asking to hook up he is being a twat waffle.

by Missj09 November 16, 2009

Twat Waffle

When you stomp someone cunt while wereing boots, thus leaving a waffle like indention.

I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!

by VendettaWylde April 21, 2011

waffle house

to fart while spinning in circle, thereby maximizing the area that your fart covers.

Damn, Paul just waffle housed Larry.

by Jordan W. October 16, 2007

amish waffle

A waffle that has a beard, dresses in black, shuns electricity, and is fun to eat.

Yo homie dawg are you gonna go pick up some amish waffles?

by The cool dude October 1, 2006

twat waffle

1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment

Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.

by Ashlor February 11, 2010