Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.

Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

poor weed

poor weed is a substitute for carpet in many money-impared households.

The homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.

It is also used as a storage device for Feces.

Tom Churchman the knob nosed bastard goes out at night looking for poor weed.

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

Butt Weeds

The hair that grows out of your ass crack

dude your butt weeds are so long

by amk010210 July 12, 2010

One weed

A “one weed” is the definition of what the Americans call “roach or tip” the term was created due to Kasey / Kasey browne as she begs for one weeds anywhere she goes

Yo Kasey do you want this one weed from the ash try

by Officialtbr February 21, 2021

weed wacker

a weapon that "cuts down the weeds" normally a weapon with rapid fire
e.g Ak47 , semi automatic

dem bwoi wa fi par wid me?
me a draw for the bludclart weed wacker
me a chop dem up like a steak!

by Th3 Beast January 6, 2010

Gang Weed

The Joker's wet dream,

the ability to smoke pot and be in a gang. Pretty self-explanitory

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by dog fucker 10000 October 29, 2019