discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?
normal person: the fuck?
by .muka April 15, 2023
Get the twittermug. No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it
“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020
Get the number 1 rule of twittermug. Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".
by syndoken May 4, 2022
Get the Twittermug. When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.
Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.
Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!
Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?
Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!
Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?
Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
by Thumper007 November 27, 2012
Get the Twitter-Jackmug. A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.
"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"
by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022
Get the Twittermug. by ihyskip January 6, 2021
Get the twitter user khimug. Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.
by Duckos February 15, 2021
Get the Twittermug.