hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.

"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"

by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015

Truck bash

1) A term used to define violent hardcore intercourse within any area of large truck.

2) when a heavy load truck crashes with enought force to completely misshapen both the trailer and the truck itself.

3) when an individual has any type of intercourse with a very large individual.

4) when sex is being done to a truck or other heavy load vehicles.

For example " I just had a huge truck bash in the corner. I need some help cleaning up what's left."

by Cubanzombie1 July 25, 2016

Truck bash

The act of having sex with a truck, large individual, or with an individual within a truck. Another definition is large crash with a a truck leading to serious damage to the truck.

"I just had a huge truck bash in the corner and I need help cleaning up what's left."

by Cubanzombie1 July 25, 2016

taco truck

a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night

Niall: @Ashton5SOS what the fook is a taco truck ?
Ashton: @NiallOfficial a truck full of taco goodness that come to places of hunger in the dead of night

by ArianaTomlinson September 21, 2016

Dump Truck

A rather large or obese woman often associated with sexual encounters while intoxicated. Usually sporting a tube top that is several sizes too small, also associated with broken leaf springs in diesel trucks. You can usually find them at your local small town bar.

Dude did you see Kevin taking home that dump truck? He's really upping the intake and dropping the standards

by Mystic Troutfuck November 20, 2016

dump truck

Its a cleaner version than saying the phrase dumb fuck , which describes a persons actions and persona

Tom : hey did you see that guy last night

Greg: which one , you mean the guy who made an ass of himself .

Kids walk in the room

Tom : hey kids , ya what a dump truck .

by foolish reyes November 26, 2016