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Tim

Tim is usually a guy who likes to suck big dicks. He is also a very autistic person. Most Tims never experience somethings sexual with a women but most of them already have experience with there oncle at the age of 8.
skkr skrk skkr Tim.
by Timthedestroyer May 29, 2020
mugGet the Timmug.

Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.
Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork
by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025
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tim

a long bitch flexing her high ecerytime she sees a shorty person. she's pretty tho.😎
tim just bullied me bcz i am short.
by kims brother June 11, 2020
mugGet the timmug.

Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.
You want to go get a coffe?
Yeah sure let’s go to Tim Hortons.
by CanadaFax June 8, 2020
mugGet the Tim Hortonsmug.

Tim Minute

When any Tim leaves the room and says he'll be a minute, that minute can be a minute or 6 hours, it's random odds
Are you actually going to take a minute or is this a Tim minute
by Wallfenstein March 12, 2023
mugGet the Tim Minutemug.

tim jim

I have a timjim as my brother (a tim jim is a brother whos a fucking bitch)
by master fucking no one fucking September 17, 2017
mugGet the tim jimmug.

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
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