Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Tim

Loving, thoughtful, sexy, masculine, charming, fashionable, athletic, and devastatingly handsome. Polished, yet somehow rugged.

His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.

He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader.

Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.

He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.

Tim is a charming and captivating man.

by JustALovingGirlOnFire November 22, 2021

tim

a long bitch flexing her high ecerytime she sees a shorty person. she's pretty tho.😎

tim just bullied me bcz i am short.

by kims brother June 11, 2020

Tim

The kindness and genuine guy you will ever meet. His presence will make your entire day. He is cute, Athletic, kind, sweet and the best person to ever talk too. You will be able to talk to him about anything and at anytime. He will listen to all your problems. He is someone you will really care about at anytime in the day, You will even have the urge to check out in the hallways to see if he is still there. He will make u wanna scream his name across the hallway to get his attention. He is the most amazing and sweetest person you will ever meet.

me: feeling down
Tim: Walks down the hallway
me: my wholeday imrpoves

by Woaahah November 23, 2021

Tim

Another word for the ganja

"Yo bro you got that tim"
"yeah man I got that gas"

by bigtimma November 12, 2022

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024