This is why we can't have nice things 

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

This is why we can't have nice things by re3ja April 25, 2016

All The Small Things 

The greatest hit by blink 182. it was made for the guitarist tom delonge's girlfriend and later wife. it was made on the enema of the state album along with Whats My Age Again?,
and Adam's Song.

Have you heard All the small things

All The Small Things by small whitey January 17, 2012

spice things up 

to add an element of excitement into a situation

when I was getting dressed this morning, I decided to spice things up a bit.

spice things up by Sealy Sikes February 17, 2019

Thigh fetish 

A sexual attraction to bare, or covered thicc thighs and is usually obtained by someone with a high status in social reality.

Daymn she got some thick thighs!
I know you have a thigh fetish dude.

Thigh fetish by Madeline McCannot find December 29, 2020

stranger things 

the greatest thing in the world, and the act of dying.

person 1: hay did you finish stranger things last night!
person 2: yessss!! then I screamed, peed my pants, and ran around my room crying.

stranger things by nylabyla November 4, 2017

Thangapin 

A hardcore extremist group of tamils from sri lanka. They are known to have the following anthem:

"Look at ma country through ma tiger eyez, faith passes by when we bite on cyanide, this is y we commit suicide, fightin' for freedom yo itz do or die"

Hey, stop staring at that guy, he's a Thangapin, you don't want to mess with him.

Thangapin by TeH DaRk KnIcK January 7, 2009

thigh squish 

When thigh fat is visibly squished in by stockings or long socks. The uncovered part of the thigh will look thiccer than the covered part making it look like the thigh is "squished." Thigh squishes often appear on anime/hentai school girl characters.

If you have a thigh fetish, seeing a thigh squish will probably make you go crazy.

thigh squish by pixelvince April 28, 2021