You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
Get the Jewish Turning Surprisemug. On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
by Rekunance October 6, 2023
Get the National turn tall people into bridges daymug. I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
Get the Right Turn Clydemug. by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019
Get the Turn me up shmeremug. by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021
Get the turning circlesmug. If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!
Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016
Get the Turns Leftmug. .
If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisionsmug.