Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 21, 2013

Hand san

What Aussies are gonna be calling hand sanitizer during The rona

Hey man, I couldn't find any Hand san at the shops today.

by Iboredidie March 30, 2020

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation

Sam is a hand switcher

Penis

by Big penis man July 24, 2020

Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.

"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"

by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010