Polish Fishing

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth

Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet

Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala

by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025

Polish Peanut Butter Party

a anal sex session dedicated to shitty anal.

hey girl, how does a polish peanut butter party (PPBP) sound?

by shack.. May 8, 2025

polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself

a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.

by menmute May 13, 2025

Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”

Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.

by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025

Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.

Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.

by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023